I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
i dont know why he would complain when i touch him there.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
we need to start a braincell conservation fund for you, sort of like save the whales or something.
Pretty sure I tied my shoes laces together to keep myself from driving drunk. Fell like six times. Keep forgetting
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
You were cuddling with an eight iron and I was eating a fajita completely ignoring your presence.
My move is emasculating men with my superior intellect and it's not as charming when they can't see my huge rack.
You are free to stop by. I promise to keep my penis in my leather pants
fuck emotions I should've gotten more cats
Why didn't you ever bring me to the pope as a baby so he could kiss me.
So I came to the conclusion that who ever pour my ever clear out saved my life
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