I had a disgustingly explicit dream last night involving myself and lil wayne.
Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
i don't think you understand, blowjobs are like flowers for guys.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
He is the blood diamond of hook ups. You think you want it...but you don't
She asked for her virginity back. I don't know what to say
fucked a girl in Bentley hall at ten tonight, came on the carpet and I plan on doing it in another building soon. Watch where you walk
I paused the movie when the delivery guys arrived, and while they were assembling the bed, one of the guys pointed to the tv and said "why so serious?" And it made the whole experience happy.
Just banged your ex. So it really is 'him, not you' in that he's gay. Rodeo champion gay.
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
so i find a box of condoms inside my car with turn by turn directions to her bedroom... kinda freaked out cause she got my address and somehow inside my car
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
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