but i really can't criticize. i blacked out waaaaaay ahead of schedule.
so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
She offered to massage my back by hitting it with a sparkly purple double dildo... Bi chicks can get creepy
This year I'm going to try NOT getting arrested. I think the 30th birthday is the cutoff for calling Mom to bail me out.
Can we promise no matter what that we have sex the night the Mayan calendar runs out?
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
A prostitute stole us beer at 3 am
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I mean, we were all drinking, but I'm pretty sure kidnapping came up.
I think you're literally the first guy to ever pick up a chick from pinterest.
OMG WE ARE UP TO THREE MINORS WORKING HERE. I AM NOT READY FOR THIS MID LIFE CRISIS.
We are never doing shots of gin. Never again.
I'm pretty sure that's exactly what we're doing.
outside on the street drinkin, walked into a random house and asked to pee, some kid hands me a beer and says i have to chug it first
Randomize
