Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
You should just wear a sign that says "I like cheap Chinese food and anal"
I like taco bell too
It's almost summer. We need to start reconnecting with our home drug dealers.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
just when i thought we would make it home without incident he tried to walk a police dog
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
there is an extreme lack of margarita in my mouth.
i just stole a 8 pack of olde english 40s and 2 roles of duct tape. we are going to make edward proud tonight.
Just found the last picture of me as a virgin. Framed it.
BTW he text me to text him later after the concert to hang out. Im prepping my bed but I should know I shouldn't count my dicks before they hatch
Why am I cleaning the house twerking to anaconda wearing a bears jersey and helmet?
Best news I’ve heard all day. Cookies and dick. What more could a girl ask for?
You let the ASEXUAL teach sex Ed?!
Woke up at 8am and asked if she had coffee.... She handed me a shot of tequila...
Unfortunately the rum ran out midway through our viewing and we had to suffer in silence for the rest of it.
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