This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
There's a woman at Starbucks that keeps pushing her stroller into me.
Punch her baby.
so later when i'm crying over him remind me that he once called his penis "senor weeper"
when you get a chance can you look up 'free abortion clinic' for me? cuz i dont think i'll be lucky enough for a second miscarriage.
Yeah he kicked my ass... He probably wouldnt have hit me as hard though if I wasnt lauging and yelling " I fucked your sister I fucked your sister" over and over again.
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Hold on, I gotta pump breast milk for the white russians.
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
Pulled over to puke on the way to sign closing papers on the house...Good sign of responsibility.
Damn him and his beautiful face and body and penis.
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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