Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
Hold on im havin a staring contest with my cat
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
Following a car with a GPS. We don't know where he's going, but he probably has a better idea of where we're going than we do. Also, very high.
Fastest blow job ever. Though it was probably a good thing since we were in front of my house.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
I just woke up from quarter beer tuesdays wearing 3 pairs of underwear, none of which are the ones I left wearing...2 Around my waist and one around my shoulder in an attempt at a bra. At least drunk me tries to be decent?
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Come to my place after work and we can discuss our finances over a coors delight and a fire ball shot
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