As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
Wedsnesdays are always enlightening. Tonights revealation: One should not smoke from something taller than their person.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Performed a legit marriage between 2 drunk people at last call yesterday. Becoming ordained has already paid for itself.
Drinking vodka straight from my water bottle because of the debate. I just need to forget.
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
It was good. Ended up having a 3 hr make out session with her
What is this high school
There was a lot of catching up to do bro
Excuse me while I take my birth control pill for today to prevent getting pregnant from hearing about your sex life
Your mom has reinvented the use of a ping pong ball.
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
I can't imagine a friend I would rather lose my virginity to in a threesome.
There's a big ass bed, hella ecstasy, and I can guarantee you'll regret every second that you remember.
I smell of tequila and Im going to a funeral. This is my life.
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