Uh i was pretty wasted sat, so if i was weird it wasnt me. It was just vodka bein weird w my phone
Tonite tequila might call you
Be prepared
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
Just come over and take your pants off. 35 mins tops. You'll be home before midnight cinderella
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
Step 1: drink. 2: drink more. 3: go for it. 4a: success. 4b: drink more. 5. drink. 6. go for other girls. 7. drink more. Sound good?
And please let him know I don't normally go off on long rants about feminist theory. That was totally the vodka talking.
drunk in woodshop so don't even say "I SAWWW THIS COMING." I know you're thinking it.
I currently look like a drunken mermaid, god I love beach parties.
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
All of my friends are hooking up and here I am, the lone asexual, looking for someone to eat these tostitos with me.
He pulled out a Plan B pill and handed it to me as I left like it was a party favor. God Bless America.
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