It must be a full moon weekend. All of my weird booty calls are coming out of the woodwork. I spent 40 minutes on the phone last night telling one why he is so creepy.
Woke up in 100% not my clothes this morning. Third time this month. Fuck. Tequila.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
He was in a gay KY jelly commercial. Jew male model. Reasons not to sleep with him. Go.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
Somehow I feel more guilty using her razor then I do having sex with her boyfriend...
Don't feel bad sweetie, you're not the only classy one in town. I'm still driving around with that tupperware of tequila in my cup holder from last week's Margarita Monday.
I chugged vodka from a 15 ft snorkel. What the fuck did you do with your life today?
Is eating fries while lying on the floor bad for you?
If I choke and die at least I will have been doing something I love
Today I learned I and my bar naps were the subject of a bar meeting.
But I put cranberries and apples in my wine so it's festive drinking not suicidal drinking
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
This lady is talking to me and all I can think about is getting face fucked and doing cocaine. Not neccesarily together and not neccesarily in that order
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