My bottle opener just broke off in the cork
They don't teach how to cope w these situations in boy scouts
I'm not crazy, I only keep calling you cause you won't pick up.
I think my emotional moodswings have reached a new low. I cried for the entire duration of changing my tampon.
How do i write this on his wall without making it sound like he gave me an std?
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
OK, the bar's closing. Do I go to home to my wife or my girlfriend?
We talked about all of the sex positions that would better allow him to feed me grapes. I think I'm in love.
Some dude gave me a questioning look as I came out of the women's toilet. I just responded 'blowjob' and he understood, then shook my hand.
My dick is covered in produce stickers. I suspect you
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
He referred to our sex as being similar to "Two cheetahs cage fighting" and I have to agree.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
well I got an eye infection from a stripper motorboating me but overall it was a great weekend
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
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