did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
he was going down on me when he saw the warts...nevertheless he told me he had to pick his sister up from school. why does this keep happening to me???
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
it's like your virginity...sometimes you have to pretend like it's still there
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
Did you really just use your nipple as a unit of measurement?
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
I was too sleepy and drunk to verbally annihilate anyone and ruin their reason for being. So i just opted to sleep with the fitted sheet on the floor
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
your fridge is broken, your sock drawer is full of snow, and you flipped off the whole stadium on the big screen. I'd say it went well.
See? I told you no boy in roller skates could be entirely straight.
So here I am, sexting at work.
I woke up and couldn't find her. She had somehow managed to get into the closet and lock herself in. She was crying for her boyfriend. Thirsty Thursday at its finest
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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