I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
Had to. She was getting married in 2 days & her vag was having a close out sale. You know I love a good bargain.
We looked at pictures of a Texas banjo contest from 2006 for a half hour and then were surprised by who won. That stoned.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
The lady at Walgreens was all excited my pregnancy tests had a coupon.
Dude. You gotta go home. I think I left the snake hanging on the chandelier.
This chick at the gym, just informed me I was super funny this weekend. Especially when I untied her friends bikini top after throwing up in the women's restroom. SWEET black out chronicles has another story
I'm drunk in a place called Lick-A-Chick. PS. It's not a lesbian hot spot, they sell chicken.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
Jimmy johns delivers to the bar behind work. Happy vodka day!
Our breakfast options are microwave popcorn, wavy lays and fireball
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