sometimes I tug on my anal hairs for pleasure
you've officially gone too far. we are no longer friends
We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
See it, we're so close, i smell your vagisil
So this snow storm is NOT helpin my masturbation problem
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I asked her why she named her vibrator Lorenzo and said it was the name she started screaming her first time.
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
In Texas. Drank way too much wine. Puked in a gallon zip lock bag. Passed out at 445 with the ENTIRE family here. Got up at 745 in time for dinner. I made you proud!!!
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
I've officially slept with/dated two guys that have gotten tased. What the fuck is wrong with me
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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