i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
I called him Han Solo during sex, he looked at me like he was mortified then I realized he came.
just threw up into the cup of Gatorade I was hoping would settle my stomach. thanks again, alcohol.
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
Guy in our group took down a chick in a wheelchair last night.
i just remember explaining why my socks were better than everyone elses.
I shaved my legs and got a bikini wax, I don't care what I take home as long as it has a penis
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
Would it be weird if I congratulated the guy who almost broke up my marriage for working on the marriage equality bill? You know, thanks for fighting for the sanctity of marriage. Weird, right?
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
she's p upset bro
Where is he. I have a sword.
Cheese, the small of a woman's back, the universe, mountains, vampiric demons, sleep, and dreams.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
Randomize
