Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Haha dude youd die if you were here. Girl presenting is defending the new testament and did her report on JESUS. best believe i'm gonna ask some hungover, atheist ass questions
so how much must it suck for him to know that the penis of his best man has been in his wife's mouth before?
Black Friday shoppers are ridiculous. I think I just watched a marriage end.
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
Life lesson learned last night, if you are too drunk to use the atm leave the strip club
Tid bit for you to add to your "what to expecting when you're expecting to lose your virginity" book... Sex on nyquil is cheaper and BETTER than sex on esctacy AND you sleep like a champ after so you're not able to think about any bad decisions made.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
Just your daily reminder that we're terrible people: the average number of men a woman sleeps with in their lifetime is 4
Just got a ride from a stranger while walking a mile home as it hailed with no coat. He asked me if I smoked, then said he just made some potent cookies and I could have one.
The cookie was what I originally wanted to tell you. Always say yes to drugs from strangers
I wore wrist and ankle weights while we had sex. Does that count as working out?
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
Dear god my vagina.
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