Porn is love you can see.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you came downstairs saying you were now 'dressed to impress'
what was i wearing?
nothing
He told me he finished so fast because he's a sprinter. I hate athletes who are really just pussies.
Maid of honor is brides sister and single. Likes lemondrops. You're welcome.
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I swear the crows are laughing at me.
You my friend are stoned into submission
Get in your clown car, pick up everyone you know, and head to the park. drunk Sledding grand prix tonight. winner takes home the leftover beer
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Dude I love you. So much. Thank u. I'm safea. In allysi lns car. Mine towed. If u loved me ud leand me 500 in the morning. Sleep on it nd let me know.
we found her. shes in the bathtub full of raw pasta. i dont even know...
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