Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
FYI, when you wake up, please note that I puked in your shoes because I sstubbed my tooee, not becus I was drunk.
You were hanging upside down on the subway with your feet in the stirrup handle bars. the children were amused.
Well if all fails we can always become surrogate mothers. I hear that pays well.
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
if I just puked into my own hand, but then cleaned it up quickly, quietly, and calmly, am I still a trainwreck?
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Just like to put it out there it's surprising how little reception a dog cage has
you know i have almost 1500 fb friends but not ONE drunk booty call?
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
If you send me another picture of a donut on your penis while I'm at work, I may have to slap you With the donut.
wasn't that the evening we made out with the girls from the dental school, drank 3000 beers, almost had to beat up a guy at the strip club and James nailed some hot piece of tail and took her OSU windbreaker, which my dad went on to wear multiple times after finding it in the garage.
Yes. To all of that. Yes.
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
Vodka, MiraLAX and Gatorade are perfect for the night before a colonoscopy
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