shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so after morning sex, she rolled a joint and turned on sports center
you might have found the rare bro goddess. i thought they were myth
besides im still about 80% sure that im eskimo brothers with jerry springer
I know you think I'm being paranoid, but can you please make sure Danny doesn't rub my wedding invitation on his balls?
Meh. People are people bro. All of us are hairless psychotic apes. Happy 420.
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Mike showed up naked and in handcuffs. Again. Feel free to come over and laugh because I'm not helping this time.
NO SHITSVILLE I just saw a homeless dude punch a pigeon that flew by him
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
You declared your undying love to a drag queen, then proceeded to puke into the poor man's purse.
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
And somehow i feel like your expectations will turn out to be illegal in some way.
It's wednesday. OF COURSE HE'S DRUNK.
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