if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
He's a fan of Alicia Keys on Facebook. It doesn't NEED to say 'interested in men'.
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
say 'i' if you broke up a fight involving your father at TD bank today....
He told me the escort brought him pizza. Can something be sad and awesome at the same time ?
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Hopefully my orange shoes will distract people's attention from my crippling awkwardness
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
So I just realized I have three bananas, seven condoms, three lube packets, three tampons, and a shot glass in my bag but no pen #modelstudent
Ick. That's not even the fun kind of punishment.
I just had sex a few hours ago now i'm eating frozen yogurt making sex plans for tonight while catching Pokémon. What a time to be alive.
So I heard her yell at him and I went downstairs to find he had lit up each one of my smokes and taken just one drag off each and had em lined up on the table. She says he "experiments" when on Ambien.
You're going to literally shit your fucking unholy pants when Jesus rides in with his dual light-sabers on his velociraptor and cleaves you in half.
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