4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
You might not want to sit on your couch. Actually you may want to throw it away. My bad.
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
I'm making you a bingo card for hookups of the school year 2011-12 so you can make even worse life decisions next year
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
my heaven will be filled with hot naked men covered in chick-fil-a sauce and me wearing a bib
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Of all the things I've masturbated to while high, my favorites are ritz chips and trees
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
It's so weird fucking this kids aunt then going to the gym with him everyday, but my sick minded self loves it.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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