Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
I just creeped all your pictures on Facebook -- it was like I watched you grow up right before my eyes.
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
I just want a box on franzia all to myself. Just me, my wine, my tears, & my self loathing.
Company party. Just told vp "you look like a cat person"
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Theres a picture of you hanging up on the wall in mcdonalds, i'm impressed
So, I was thinking... Since this restraining order doesn't go into affect until monday, that leaves us 5 days to wreck his world.
Its the anniversary of our epic NBA All-star game weekend. The night the two of us cashed a 30-pack while watching the dunk contest
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
There would be some who claim I got a little "carried away" or that we "probably don't need that many jello shots". They would be wrong.
I only spent $42 at the bar last night, it's some sort of miracle.
you do remember it was dollar beer night, right?
That answers my next five questions
So I think my neighbor's name is Olli if I'm hearing the girl the girl he's fucking clearly
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