I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
Its so hard looking at my mom and pretending I'm not dying a slow death of binge drinking
the boys lacrosse roster just went up... now we can see who we had sex with
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
Sarah's knitting me a hat as an apology for unknowingly making out with my boyfriend
I love it when he cheats on me with nice people
when i got home she was standing in my front yard not wearing a shirt and halfway crying/ halfway laughing
I met her daughter,who I went to high school with on my way out this morning. She didn't seem to surprised. I love older women.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Why did you load my phone up with pics of Al Gore?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
Does it still count as a threesome if one girl left halfway through cause we were having too much sex?
Fuck you for even being able to ask that question
Saw a sign that said the chorus of never gonna give you up was enough time to wash your hands. Coronavirus has Rick rolled me.
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