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First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
Do I buy ice cream sandwiches or a 40? these are the difficult life decisions I am faced with.
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I slept with someone shorter than me. My vagina weeps.
You fool.
Hung over and there is no way in the world I can make this mess look good today. Only solution is to stay drunk.
i woke up with 5 inch heels locked on my feet and my car keys missing. this is gonna be an interesting walk home
And we had three hours of crazy sex then his roommate ate pizza off me while I was sleeping.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
They have beer where we have blood.
Yeah. I hurt his pride. But he's not over it. And by it I mean me.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
Randomize
