just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
His fridge was full of blocks of pepperjack cheese, and his pantry was stocked with huge jars of jellybeans. Even if I'd been drunk, I don't think I could've made that up.
i think this is the gayest thing you've ever shown me. and i'm pretty sure you've sent me pictures of a dude sticking his dick in a horse's nose.
I was standing when I hit it. I barely made it to the couch before the walls started turning into people.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
It's always a good night until the penis tattoo makes an appearance
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
I'm watching the World Cup in bed naked with john and our USA flag aviator glasses. Can you say America?
I came so hard my entire leg seized. Her blowjob gave me a Charlie horse.
I'm glad you got documented proof of my stupidity with a head full of nitrous
Hahaha and I'm glad you are doing whip its at a childrens basketball game
I was just told that I'm the Sherlock Holmes of drunken sex. I'll take it.
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