Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
U Should have said " it's ok baby most girls Sh*t when I do that.
Kirsten Dunst is sitting next to me in a bar in NYC
Tell her I want my money back for Elizabethtown.
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
Id settle for living inside the pirates of the carribean ride.
I feel uncomfortable when she gargles my jizz.
Please return the baby Jesus and sheep to the quad
Tiger Woods should have just walked in, gave everyone a high five, and left.
You almost hooked up with 200lb woman in her mid-forties, because you were convinced she was adele. Your drinking problem is officially out of control.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
nothing out of the ordinary. you aplogized for having a spicy vagina and passed out
I'm not talking about Donald Trump in the midst of sending you nudes
Fun. You missed it. Michael broke a door with his erection.
I just recommended that the library purchase the first major hentai with tentacle porn. Really, I'm doing everyone a favor.
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