I just found a porn show called cleavagefield. no i am not watching.
I think I'm maturing; i was gonna watch porn and then take a nap but i motivated myself to put my laundry in first.
I promise you 4 toothbrushes taped together and lube does not do the trick
Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
She came over with Guinness cupcakes, a case of Mickeys, wearing an Ireland flag & nothing else.
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
I just need to go to a bar tonight wrapped in an American flag singing the national anthem
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I saved him in my phone as "Well-Hung Burrito Savior." I love Taco Tuesday.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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