Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
He just kept muttering to himself "stabby stabby stabby stabby" while we were boning. I will never be boning him again.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
So my dealer asked me if I wanted to join his circle because we smoked so much this summer he thinks we're dealing
I seriously just caught my Pina colada from falling of a table perfectly facing up. I will now reward myself by finishing this one and then getting my 8th
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
Can we just smoke a few bowls and eat grilled cheese while drunk in our hotdog suits at 9am ?
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
especially when i'm drunk. his dick might as well be made of cotton candy.
I think everyone at the office can tell I'm dehydrated
you mean still drunk
I've heard it both ways
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
This conversation went from me banging other women's husbands to learning about baked goods. If that isn't personal growth I don't know what is.
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