what's Bukake?
a bad idea.
they got in a fight during sex...she came out yelling and covered in chocolate
I think I'm on the verge of a really slutty period in my life
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Kid sitting next to me smells like he slept in a dutch oven full of farts. Going to die.
No, I don't think your idea of offering shots in exchange for bonus points to your history professor at B-Dubs was a good idea. Especially after you later told him that you would "tap that" in regards to his wife.
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
sitting in the kitchen naked and eating stirfry, random dude left my room saying thanks and gave me a bottle of wine. explain...
She asked for references to decide whether she wanted to have sex with me. And she was serious.
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I know you do it only because of my toyota, but thank you for fucking me. Seriously.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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