Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
i hooked up with a boy reading dear john, i have to get points for that somewhere
no he gets major points for having a girl hookup with him after reading dear john
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
This Xanax laced vodka tonic will help me forget that all these spring breakers are all young enough to have been my students.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
I come back upstairs and there he was sitting in a speedo. He handed me a blanket and said "let's cuddle" how is this real life?
He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
I want your cock.
All we are is dust in the wiiiiiiinnnnnnnnnnd
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Okay, so is being determined to have my vagina licked by a woman on Valentine's day an acceptable goal?
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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