problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I just don't know what he sees in my vagina...and that scares me.
Are we sharing a room, or can I pack my vibrator?
Yes to both. We'll use the workout rotation from dorm life.
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
He practically cut off his thumb and she offered him a tampon to stop the bleeding
I was mid hand job and stopped me because he wanted to "connect" which meant putting his thumb in between my eyebrows and a hand over my heart and closing our eyes...
What does it say about my expectations if I'm pounding three beers the hour before a date?
Fucking holidays. How do I have this many men who want to fuck me and none of them are available when I'm ready to blow my top?
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
I don't like how my gyno is telling me how to live my life.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
I called him the wrong name all night, yet I still got a ride home from the party and hooked up with the guy. I'm irresistible.
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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