Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
saw a man tazing a raccoon in the middle of the street last night... normal
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
Mistake of the day: loudly discussing my gay hookups on the phone at the dmv in upstate NY... this must be what leprosy feels like
We didn't have sex but he is somehow naked and laying on top of me. his dick is touching my leg and freaking me the fuck out.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
Before he comes over remember the house standards. Ask yourself "will he stalk my sister or myself in the future?". If the answer is yes, then no, he isn't allowed.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
You drank whiskey for 9 hours and did not eat anything.Nothing good was going to come from that.
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