I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
Just realized ive been sitting through all of lab with a condom in my bra.
yay hump day
Well, I had a dudes gf walk in on us the next morning but nothing during...She shook my hand after I got dressed and said "nice to meet you with your clothes on" best moment of my life.
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
So, just in case you go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.. Sam is asleep in the first stall.
I believe in using alcohol to heal from the inside. Not as a topical solution.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
I have a txt file I don't remember making open on my desktop. All it says is "what it's like to be a bat"
The candles are lit, the magic circle is drawn, now all we need to do is get naked and see how many orgasms we can manage.
I think I just got buffalo sauce on my penis. Is that a turn on or off?
You -do- realize there are other things to talk about than just how different parts of you smell like pussy, right?
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Randomize
