So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
There is a clear recurring theme of me having sex in restrooms that really needs to stops
Also, drinking coors light. Fuck that. Fuck that in the fucking face.
It's official. I am the girl who threw up in the library. Hangovers and midterms do not mix.
When I ask you to make sure no ones coming while I'm changing.. The logical friend would keep watch. But you my, best friend come stand in front of me and flash everybody.
Well I talked to some Canadians today, and I'm keeping a vigilant watch for sharks, so I'm pretty booked up.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Omg just had weirdest best cab advice situation ever. I kissed the cabbies hand as I was leaving like he was the pope and cried
The toilet wouldn't flush at the club so I literally just shat in the garbage.
Duuuude someone spilled hot sauce all over the floor and trailing outside wtf
OH GOD IT'S BLOOD. THIS IS ALOT OF BLOOD.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
steve's beating me 4-2 in our "sexually confusing straight people" competition. steve is a wizard. this is not a drill.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
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