yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
So my earrings and necklace kept jingling and hitting him in the face, and he told me felt like he was fucking a Christmas tree
hot twin vs twin who's good in bed. why do my life choices same way unfair
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
Apparently I walked to Denny's in the pouring rain without shoes just socks last night. Excellent.
Kings cup with teenagers tonight
Done deal
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
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