So does your leg always twitch violently when someone plays with your clitoris? Or has my ten years of piano playing finally paid off?
He said I taste like butterscotch, licked me, then I'm pretty sure he wet his pants. So no, I do not want to invite him over.
I just won't go as hard tonight. Four dollar ladies night drink or drown is not a good idea for me. I like to get my money's worth.
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I went from innocently day drinking to waking up handcuffed in jail. Fuck you game days
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
What is their policy on bow ties and belligerence?
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
if you guys find pieces of my teeth don't throw them out please
I settled on "Merry Christmas! Btw you may have chlamydia". I thought a nice holiday greeting would soften the blow
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
If he gets me coffee, cold or no I'll make him see Jesus with my mouth.
He came over and fucked me while my conference call was on mute. Working from home is the best.
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
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