You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
ya know if you hadnt broke up with me, that porno we made wouldnt have a 3.3 rating on youporn right now...
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
I'm gonna wear that dress that makes me look like a slut. You know, the one your sister got arrested in.
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Be here at 9 and look fabulous. We have drag queens to impress.
Are we really going to sext in Pokemon battle fashion?
I can't help the fact that i'm turned on by white boys that look like Jesus
He facetimed with his son when he was still inside of me. If that's not a dedicated dad I don't know what is
i love it when bitches who pick on you in high school get fat. thank you facebook you have made my day.
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
Dude, the worst part is I can't even pretend it didn't happen because she posted a video of it on Facebook.
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