even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
I think I saw a glimmer of recognition, but she must not have been able to make me out through all of her whorishness.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
I opened a jar of Ragu so I could use it as a cup. You tell me how it's going.
This is a pre-sorry for hitting on and then sleeping with you're ex
I knew you would eventually ask my secret. Pedialite mix drinks. Works wonders.
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
Too lazy to make dinner. Had chocolate and scotch instead. Check in with me in a half hour.
Your argument isn't valid... just because I test the waters doesn't make me gay. Makes me versatile. And who doesn't love that!
Basically she credited me and my dick pic for boosting the moral of all the Safeway workers
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
no we just smoked too much weed and listened to the tarzan soundtrack. phil collins is amazing
quit whining, rub some dirt on it, and lets get out there
its my penis
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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