That's what you get when you play shuffleboard drunk.
I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
you took a scissor and started screaming "I WANNA KNOW WHAT ITS LIKE TO BE BALD"
Four minutes until I can fart!
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Last night I went to an anything but cups party. I took a hummingbird feeder. It was a terrible decision.
Medicore although I woke up with the business card of a Turkish lawyer called Mufasa...
Waking and baking has revolutionized how i brush my teeth. Seriously up to like 25 min everry morn. Highly recommend
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
Yeah everyone's alive and well besides the still terrifying threat of Ted's conception of a human being
Because she seems like the type to give it up for a box of fruit rollups.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I am talking to a naked lesbian about robots. I think this means I win life.
5 seconds ago I had no idea that a fart could travel so fastly thru the tanning bed. I taste it in the back of my neck.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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