the drag queen on stage looks like shes wearing the EXACT same dress i wore 2 senior prom.
So we were sitting in his back seat and he asked me if I practiced giving head. I mean really, who asks that?
she chased the tour bus screaming I BET YOUR DICK IS THE SIZE OF YOUR MICROPHONE STAND. i think its safe to say were never getting vip passes again.
she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
I woke up this morning next to a stack of saltines & a txt from u saying "do it." it took me a second to remember wat was going on
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
He Facebook stalked his way right into my pants.
Please assure him that the flying penis statue is for display purposes only.
Had sex with one of the guys from Ireland. Celebrating st pattys early.
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
Not only did she fulfill a life long dream of mine of banging in a library, she bought me subway for lunch. I feel like I got the best gold star ever today.
conclusion: canadians have really freaky sex
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