You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hey remember that time you called a woman a "man in a dress" and then threw up in a drinking fountain?
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
jen just told me ur idea of revenge was saluting while letting his bong float away while attached to some balloons.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
I think we can say happy hour is successful when you have frosting and southern comfort in your hair.
Remember, today is also the anniversary of Harambe's death. D**** out.
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
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