i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
Apparently I climbed into a dryer last night and refused to leave... There are pictures to prove it
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Weed is now completely legal in Colorado and Washington. I repeat weed is now legal! I'm putting a deposit down on a house as we speak.
ROADTRIP.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
I just found a weed leaf in my leg hair..
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
I'll get tired halfway through and end up passed out at a taco shack honestly
She just walked out of her bedroom naked and asked me to help put her diaper on. Yeah, that pretty much sums up the last 24 hours...
at this point I think you're judging my taste in men
I swear I'm not
It's okay, I'm judging my taste in men
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
Stand and applaud for me. I have successfully masturbated in a Walmart changing room with the door wide open during normal business hours. I lead a very Charmed Life.
Randomize
