There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Well the police had to intervene and I couldn't exactly feel my legs by the end of the night, but I'd say it was a successful Friday night.
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
Omg it was awesome. At one point she says "cum in me, I'm too old to get pregnant".
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
I'm so hungover it hurts to blink.. oh sweet merciful Christ what have I done
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
First time not coming to this class high in a month and a half, never again will i put myself thru this torture
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