We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
Peter invited his little brother to smoke with us and he is trying so hard to pretend he's done it before. When he saw the weed he was like "hell yeah!" and everyone got completely silent and just looked at him
Sorry for my penis texting you last night, I can't control what he wants at 4am.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
He was hiding behind my bedroom door. at noon. Wearing a t shirt. And a condom. Not attractive.
Ok cuz s'mores night just turned into pina colada after noon and it will be mas fun
I'm experimenting with sincerity
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
This may sound strange but do you have my pants?
You tried to trade them for some girls skirt... So she has them...
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
It's been three years since Kelly shit in the to go box that we put in Sam's mailbox after we broke up. Considering Sam and I are friends again, should I finally tell him?
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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