And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
My right boob is officially about a handful while my left is 1 and 3/4 handfuls. I'm staring at the mirror falling into a deep depression.
Wheres my "thanks for using birth control effectively and not contributing to the downfall of society" card.
So yeah you need to stop having near death experiences at McDonalds.
He's reached the drunk point where he's trying to convince the family to buy falcons as pets. Can't wait to see how my steak turns out
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
I should've been more social I guess. I feel bad not meeting the people who willingly sucked alcohol out of my navel...
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Why are there so many fucking Lambchop puppets hidden around my house?!
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
i smell like vinegar and tequila i can feel the old people behind me judging
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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