She's JV to your varsity
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
just got hammed at grandma and grampas 30th aniversary bash .. from the looks i was getting im guessing i wont be seeing an inheritance ...
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
There's gotta be a happy medium between the guys who only want to sleep with me and the ones that respect me too much to try to sleep with me.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
also bought condoms to give away to people who look like they're about to make a bad halloween decision. I'm like a fairy.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I've just never heard the term serendipitous used to describe having one's asshole licked.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
You like that 95% of the time I masterbate I think bout you?
Just wanna know what I can I do to earn the other 5%
He told me he would make me come so hard I would throw up. I'm actually horrified that he thinks that's something any person would want
Baby Shark came on during sex.
She has BABY SHARK on her sex playlist. Who does that?
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
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