Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
I mean roof. it goes up. its important day. you should recongziw it.
You're drunk. Make complete sentences.
It's not luke its my birthday or anything. Mike, understand.
im breathing rainbows and everyone is talking in bubbles whatever you gave me give me more
I will be your sherpa up the mountain of gayness
We don't have sex anymore. We both agree that the olympics are more important to watch. All day. Also i don't look good compared to the athletes...
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
Can I join you for some emotional "Post: The Ohio State University's first lose in football after a 24 game winning streak" sex?
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
I had to explain to the doctor why I'm peeing blood. He still didn't believe a girl would have that much sex... You could feel the judgement forming in the room when I went into the details...
Damn, well a girls gotta get laid too
Have you ever forgotten how to pee? I did last night. Standing in front of the urinal with dick in hand. WTF were we drinking???
All I know is I woke up in the back seat of my car, with the engine on, and my gps navigated to florida.
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