i don't like sucking hair
they need to just BURY HIM!
She's never had brie before last night, don't know if I can date a girl that doesn't like soft cheeses.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
if we break up, who will get the dealer?
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
New wedding record, my shirt was off by 8pm!!!
we're meeting twins and drinking tequila. i love life
I knew you were blacked out when you started refusing beer.
We don't watch enough power rangers
He plays D&D and his dick should be carved out of marble. I think I'm in love.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
I fucked her with a giant balloon tied to my dick. You tell ME how my night went
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