im naked on webcam to her boyfriend, but im playing neopets at the same time, so its all evened out
It's 3 am and my parents just came up the driveway in a limo. They didn't leave in a limo. I'm scared to even ask.
We're having the conversation about what happened last night, all we can come up with is that we came home, drank two litres of lemonade, I took one of her seizure pills and we fell asleep with sabrina the teenage witch on
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
I think she finds the idea of a naked fat man lying on the table and holding our butter offensive
Well I mean he is in a slightly seductive pose
So scratching an ex marines beard, telling him "nice hairy pussy." then when he opens his mouth to respond, I started fingering his mouth. Needless to say was a horrible idea
I just passed a kid trying to leave on a lawn mower
So many Oreos I'm regretting this decision already but I'm happy at the same time...The straddle is real
Struggle. Not straddle. I'm not straddling anyone.
Hey by the way did you notice my third nipple in my snapchat
Puking in the Ritz Carlton bathroom was actually kind of a nice experience
We lost a person.... if you see a man in yellow shorts and nothing else walking around let me know...
Only thing I have going for me is jacking off, weed, and saturdays
The career specialist read an Onion article to us. Please send help.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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