Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Found your dick twin last night
and by clear my head i mean get drunk and cry myself into oblivion.
I've honestly never felt so much emotion towards a wall
I fell into his fridge. I want to leave.
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I'm not sure how long my penis is exactly, but I will tell you it resembles a bendy straw
Also a shrinking boner emoji would be helpful
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Currently standing at the bus stop in just a pillowcase and its fucking snowing
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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