i just saw a foot job.
porn is incredible...
I've never been 12-exclamation-point-excited for sex. That must have been good.
Just wanted to make sure that my favorite hot mess is still alive. I dont need words, just a response of any sort. K hope youre living
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This is sufficient.
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
Scored tix to flower show. Do we want to go drunk on Saturday or hungover on Sunday? Only two options.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
But that's fine. Because I am an independent woman who is going to pull some jane Goodall shit and save the world one day......or be a porn star......either way they are going to wish they had fucked me.
I think I just pulled an onion peel off my boob from sleeping on their kitchen floor
if i don't get grease into my system pronto i will undoubtedly die
There was a deer right in front of me when I came. Sex in the forest is awesome
I just don't understand why your parents aren't supporting your dreams of being a medieval weapon smith.
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