But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
giving a blow job on a jetski isn't as easy as it sounds.
My mom is giving me a "don't tape yourself during sex" talk. It's going to be a long car ride.
Standing here next to my mom talking to my friend trying to act like he doesn't sell me E every weekend.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
I hope, cuz I was gunna get "celebritory drunk" but now I have to get "I'm disappointed drunk"
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
Also on a more serious note, what says pull my hair more: straight or soft curls?
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
I'm drunk, we're losing, and I'm in the visitors stands. This is about to get ugly.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
The magician guy on probation is here at the bar. I'm gonna get him to show me a trick
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