If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
We found her in the fireplace eating dog biscuits.
Actually, considering the facts that I am wearing a duct tape dress and eating a gas station quesadilla, I am pretty good.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
Well, I made it thru a doorway, so I think things are going good.
I got hammered with my chem professor at 4:30. I'm pretty sure that can't be topped by any real sort of institution.
I feel like the only way to get him to stop is by telling him i'm tired from fucking our other friend every night this week
If fixing it is ignoring it, and getting naked. Then yes we fixed it.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
You can’t homewreck what the Lord hath brought together.
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