This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
She has her iPod in her ears slippers and sweats on and is walking around the house up and down the stairs getting "exercise" she just stopped for a water break
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
What do you think it is?
It's a boy. I know it. She always manages to have a cock inside her somehow.
There was a dismembered bleeding penis in my dream last night. That's some serious Freudian shit.
Well, I want to see you regardless of whether or not you will lick whipped cream off my body.
Your roommate from freshman year just had a baby. I think you're winning. Hooray for fifth year seniors!
I'm sitting on the toilet just to avoid my bosses look of disapproval
Nothing makes me happier than finding out someone else is pregnant and it's not you.
Maybe is for pussies. We only say yes in this household
YOU WAXED MY CAT YOU SICK FUCK
Just so you know, I choose to answer your bootytext tonight because it was the most creative.
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