Hey you
You're the only one I'll text back during sex. what's up?
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
I was thinking about getting her an edible arrangement for an engagement gift. You want in?
I'm buying her a drink and not telling her to dump his ass. that's my gift.
So apparently we wrote "Lube Shopping" in Paula's diary on every friday for the rest on the year....
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
He broke into my house just to tell me the door was locked.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
IT'S FUCKING BABY SEASON ON FACEBOOK. MY VAGINA WANTS TO THROW UP
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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