nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
alright she left, finally time to fart up the room
i walked in on him listening to enya, jacking off, and vomiting into a cup on his desk. are you serious.
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
Unemployment check just came in. As soon as I stop pretending I have morals I'm buying weed. Puff puff pass uncle sam.
He stood up, threw the bag of bud between me and Tory, yelled "Fight" and then ran upstairs for the pizza
Drinking Fireball means never having to say you're sorry. Unless its at you're arraignment.
did i make more ranch sandwiches last night
you had 4
im mad at you for telling me he ejaculated during "let it go." Thanks for ruining the song forever.
You know that if they offer you a bagel they are determined to sleep with you, right?
Good luck. While you're suffocating on a dick, I'll be eating pizza rolls. Being a good girl.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
i was watching the elves fighting on my knees while waiting for the shrooms to kick in then i realized
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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